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The free crystal ball reading

Lets try the crystal ball

Maybe you think that the crystal ball tell the truth or maybe you think that it is not the case. The best way to know it is to try it!

Some questions to begin

To start I'm going to ask some normal things, same as everybody does.

- Do you think I'm going to fall in love next month?

Here is the crystal ball reading:

- Certainly.

It is the answer I was waiting for. It's now around 3 months I'm single. And to tell you the true, I begin to feel lonely. My ex-girlfriend was somebody really nice. She was smart, interesting and beautiful.She was always motivated to go to a concert, an exhibition or simply to go for a walk. So now when I'm alone in front of the television at night, I really miss somebody.

One month before I was not able to meet someone again. My last love was really to close. But now, I think I'm like a new person and I'm able to build again a relation.

Let's try another simple and general question to the fortune teller.

- Do you think I'm going to make money this year?

- I will say yes.

I'm very lucky. I'm not sure what I have to do as this to happen but I'm working actually on a project that could maybe bring me some money. It's sad but it seems to me that I always need more. Maybe it is the reality of the middle class.

Crystal angel

Let's try for real

As you can notice, I don't know the answers of this questions. So I will not able to know if they are true until a time. So, now, I'm going to ask the online crystal ball things that I can check in real time.

- Is somebody going to ring the bell in the next 2 minutes?

- Yes.

I'm going to eat some potato chips and I come back.

¤¤¤ Five minutes later ¤¤¤

It's totally crazy, my neighbor came to ask me some salt ( It's 12:10 and time to make meal ). I don't know what to think. Is it a simple coincidence? I mean if I asked the opposite question and the crystal ball was true, it was a bit normal. But in the present case it's a bit crazy.

It's nearly the end of a football game, Argentina vs Brazil. I didn't watched it, let's ask the crystal ball about the result.

- Is Brazil going to win?

- No.

I'm going to search for the result on Internet... That's true! Argentina won 3-1.

I'm beginning to believe the free crystal ball. Let's try with a mad question:

- Am I going to die in the next 3 minutes?

- Certainly.

I feel bad now.

¤¤¤ ten minutes later ¤¤¤

I'm still alive. I was really convinced that it was the end for me so I made lots of stupid things. First I ate the enormous chocolate cake that was in my fridge. After I put the music on really loud. Then I began to jump all over my apartment. Then I noticed the horrible paint that my mother offered me for my birthday and I slashed it until it was in tatters. To finish, I phoned my ex-girlfriend to told her that I still love her but fortunately she didn't reply, but unfortunately I leaved a message. I stopped this craziness when I saw that 9 minutes had already passed.

Let me calm down. It seems that the online crystal ball is not always accurate. I really feel stupid now. But I'm going to continue with this test.

- Are you telling the true?

- No.

Better next time I think before asking a question. Now I try to understand the answer. If the crystal ball doesn't say the true and reply no, that means that it says the true... Sorry, I'm a bit lost and I don't want to think too much. Let's try something else.

- Is my name James?

- Yes.

My name is Edward.

- Am I 90 years old?

- Maybe.

I'm only 34 years old, a 'maybe' reply is not possible.

- Am I a girl?

- I will say yes.

I know I'm really beautiful but I'm a man.

Epilogue

Obviously this funny story is a fabrication. The crystal ball is a hazard game.

Maybe there's a part of fate in our life but there's a part of what you do too.

If I want more money the only way I know is to work. Yes it is sad.

But if I want to find love, there's lots of possibilities to set up.

So you can believe in destiny but you can also help it.